A privilege of being Stan’s Cafe’s General Manager is the chance to stay working in the office until 21:00 on a Friday night finishing annual accounts off prior to them being sent to the accountant.

A privilege of being Stan’s Cafe’s Artistic Director is the chance to go into work at 21:00 on a Friday night in order to wield a hammer to free a gate that some stranger has rammed their car into. The gate’s securing peg has been wildly warped – presumably someone’s car has a massive dent in a bumper somewhere.